Christmas day: Up early; Christmas presents opened; nappies changed; chicken pox still problematic; hospice visited – nurses appreciative; Christmas day church service – very nice; one turkey (and another turkey); Queen’s speech; tired 3 year old; curious 6 month old; tired 30-something’s.

Boxing day: The beach; The M6; gammon; motorised trains; pink champagne; the Bible TV series; exhaustion.

Today: Picture hanging; birthday party planning; watch fixing; shopping; cleaning; bathing; Charlie Brooker; whiskey.